There has to be a lesson here some place
wb4jfi at knology.net
Sat May 12 17:01:39 CDT 2007
How about the top ten lessons:
Always blame somebody or something else for your own stupidity. Wait,
that's the US version.
See lesson 1.
Go live in a cave. You obviously cannot handle technology.
The gene pool is obviously already too diluted. Look into a mirror for
proof. Do not have kids.
Take trains, not autos.
Do NOT try to use a handgun. Ever. Really. Unless you want to count only
to 19 (lost finger or toe, take your pick).
Never move into a house with natural gas. Or propane. Or electricity.
Always eat out. But, walk. See lesson 5.
If you become a US citizen, don't vote. You would probably choose Hiliary.
Next time you are driving and need directions, use a cell phone to call a
friend instead of relying on a GPS. Cell phones never cause car accidents.
Find the "engage gray matter" button, and press it. Enjoy the rush of
Repeat starting at lesson 1 until tired.
Let's all say DUH! Come on, can I get a DUH from the audience?
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